Contributing Authors & Artists

Eric Quinn Knowles

I may have tumbled his mother once or a dozen, but that boy is not mine. He does not even resemble me, once you look past his enormous…

My apologies. Wrong affidavit – er, bio.

My first novel, Kevin and Dan go to the Moon, I wrote in grammer school with an eye towards adapting as a play. I wrangled the principal to my side with grand ideas of staging and financing. He was most co-operative, though I neglected to explain my true motivation – to cast one of the prettiest girls in my class, Karen – opposite myself so that I could spark a romance. Alas, my plans were waylaid once Karen met Hector and his Snowman slushie machine. Damn the bastard. He was, you know.

Despite creating two screenplays between now and then (admittedly a long time), I have re-discovered the joy of writing in my adult years. Nothing makes me happier, so I am thrilled to be a part of the Lords of Knavery. Please feel free to browse my work, comment, donate, prostrate, whatever you like. Constructive criticism is welcome too! Don’t worry – you can’t make me cry. After removing an entire section of my Boltman novel (the origin story, my favorite) for the sake of the overall story, I don’t believe anyone can make me hurt quite that bad again.

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