The Layz Boyz Issue #3: Barry Stikes Again!
The Layz Boyz Issue #3: Barry Stikes Again!
Panel 1
Description:
The Lazy Boyz are sitting around the table smoking it up when there is a knock at the door.
Dialogue:
SFX: Knock, Knock, Knock!
Panel 2
Description:
They look at each other in surprise and panic.
Dialogue:
GM: Medicine, get the door.
MM: What? You get it.
LR: You’re better at handling people than we are. Come on man.
MM: … fine.
Panel 3
Description:
Medicine Man gets up and moves towards the door.
Dialogue:
None
Panel 4
Description:
Walleye view through the peephole of Barry. Barry is dressed in tight jeans and a t-shirt and has a shit-eating grin on his face as he eyes the peephole.
Dialogue:
None
Panel 5
Description:
Shot of Medicine Man looking through the peephole with The Recliner and Green Machine watching him with full attention, eyes wide, eyebrows up.
Dialogue:
MM: Shit. It’s Barry.
GM: B? Damn. Tell him to go away.
B (from outside): Hey guys! Let me in! Come on dudes, be cool!
Panel 6
Description:
Medicine Man bows his head and rests it against the door. The Recliner and Green Machine are shaking their heads vigorously. Looking aghast.
Dialogue:
None
Panel 7
Description:
Medicine Man opens the door to see Barry Jones standing in the hallway.
Dialogue:
MM: What’s up Barry?
B: Not much Man. What are you guys smoking on in there? You got enough for me too? I’m totally out and Dave’s not home.
MM: I don’t know B … I mean Barry. We just smoked the rest of mine. I think we’re waiting for Dave too.
B: Ah, man, I thought you guys had your own little grow operation up here.
Panel 8
Description:
Barry shoulders his way into the apartment. Medicine Man looks at the other Boyz and rolls his eyes. The boys are quickly hiding the paraphernalia and trying to wave the smoke out of the air.
Dialogue:
MM: Dude, I didn’t exactly invite you in just now.
B: Ah, that’s alright man, just thought I’d check out your pad. Been awhile since we’ve gotten amped together. Remember that last time. Whoo! That was wild! We got all lit up.
Panel 9
Description:
Medicine Man is following Barry towards the table. Green Machine is trying to hide the bong behind his back. The Recliner is looking daggers at Barry. Barry still wears a shit-eating grin.
Dialogue:
TR: Yeah, because you brought us a fucking Banano. We don’t do that kind of shit. We want unadulterated buds straight from the earth, not some laced up bullshit.
B: Ah, come on man, that was brilliant. We were all over the place!
Panel 10
Description:
Barry sits down in Medicine Man’s chair, grinning. Medicine Man throws up his hands. Green Machine’s arm telescopes and sets the bong off frame. The Recliner is still glaring at Barry.
Dialogue:
GM: Yeah, it was great. [Word box should be dripping sarcasm.] Fuck you dude. My back was messed up for a week after that.
B: Dude! I totally thought you could move that truck. You look big enough. Quit whining like a pussy.
GM: Fuck off.
B: So? We gonna get fucked up or what?
Panel 11
Description:
Barry looks back and forth between the Boyz, dismayed. They all look back at him with poker face expressions.
Dialogue:
TR: No. We are. You aren’t invited.
B: Aw, come on man, what the fuck.
GM: Look dude, we’re scraping here and there’s already three of us. You can’t tell me that you don’t have implements to scrape on back at your place.
Panel 12
Description:
Barry is waving off the suggestion to scrape. The boys are rolling their eyes with looks of impatience.
Dialogue:
B: I already went through that. Besides, I hate resin highs, gives me a headache. You’ve got to have something stashed around here, between the three of you, yeah?
MM: Tell you what Barry, if you give us a break and get lost, when harvest time comes around I’ll drop you a bag no charge. Kay?
B: Seriously?
MM: Yeah. Now take a hike.
Panel 13
Description:
Barry is at the door about to leave. He is looking over his shoulder with a shit-eating grin as Medicine Man pushes him through the doorway.
Dialogue:
B: Whatever you say man. How long till harvest time?
MM: Couple of days I think.
B: Ah man, can’t you give me some now to try out? Maybe it’s ready. Hey yeah! We should test some out now just to be sure! Oh shit! Whoo! Lets get it on!
GM: Fuck! Calm down. We already tried some yesterday. It’s not ready. I don’t want to get cheated out of rockin high times with some underdeveloped spindly little buds.
B: Ah, alright.
Panel 14
Description:
Barry’s head is poking through the door with the same grin. Medicine Man has got his back to Barry’s chest and is bent almost double trying to get Barry out the door. Green Machine is halfway out of his chair. The Recliner is floating, holding his head in his hands dejectedly.
Dialogue:
B: So I’ll see you guys tomorrow?
All the Boyz: NO!
B: Ok then. See you tomorrow.
Panel 15
Description:
Green Machine still half up from the table. Medicine Man is leaning against the door, blowing out a big puff of air. The Recliner is floating over to where Green Machine hid the bong.
Dialogue:
GM: . . . gonna kill that fucker.
TR: Nah, just let him go.
GM: Why don’t you just make him forget about us? You can do that kind of stuff, right?
TR: Yeah, but it takes a lot of effort.
GM: Well? What the fuck? Quit being a sissy and give that asshole some permanent selective amnesia!
TR: Ah, it never holds anyway. I don’t know what his deal is. I’ve tried it before but he just keeps coming back.
Panel 16
Description:
Green Machine hangs his head in defeat. Medicine Man is now sitting on the floor leaning against the door with his head hung down. The Recliner is loading the bong.
Dialogue:
MM: It’s alright. He’s not a bad guy. Just a little light on the social skills. Lets just make sure we don’t smoke anything that he brings over. That joint fucked me up. I couldn’t think straight for a week after that.
TR: Yeah, no shit. Took a good week before I had all my abilities back. I actually had to walk to the store to get munchies. Twice. Total drag.
GM: You have got to be the laziest bastard on the planet.
TR: It’s in the name, man.
GM: Yeah, well… yeah, but jeez man.
Panel 17
Description:
Medicine Man and Green Machine are looking at The Recliner who is holding the bong high like a “goblet of Rock”. Godrays shine from it.
Dialogue:
TR: Look, lets just get on with it. I’m starting to sober up. That encounter with Barry really brought me down. Lets get fucked up!
GM & MM: Yeah!
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