Archive for October, 2009

Drunken morons are some of the best entertainment on the planet. They can be more violent than any thug, constantly in danger of spontaneous horizontality, and funnier than any comedian. One of the best places to find drunken morons is within the pages of YouTube. Ah, glorious YouTube. Panacea of the terminally bored. After... »

I, the great “The Baconeator” felt Inspiration’s splendid kiss upon my brow this glorious morn. I was thus compelled to construct this magnificent masterpiece of powerful poetry. Feel free to consume. Try not to die of shock and awe. Spaceman I love my pistol But I ain’t space gay I just like to fondle... »

Another excerpt from The Adventures of Boltman – a novel After a few minutes Kevin managed to turn away, overcome with revulsion. “Do you think we could watch something else?” “Sure, dude.” Jack tapped the remote and the screen filled with a familiar, stylized red S, a heroic symbol known the world over. They... »

The Transmigrator: A Prelude Johnny sat in a high-backed, steel chair and stared quietly into space. The two men in front of him wondered why, after the beating he was given, Johnny was smiling ever so slightly. They were also puzzled about the fact that Johnny never uttered a sound the entire time his... »

I, the great “The Baconeator” will not be outdone! More posts are needed to make this site come alive! On that note, I have submitted the prelude to The Transmigrator, a work in progress. The idea came to me in a flash one day after reading Wildseed by Octavia Butler, one of the greatest... »

Would you tell a Lego expert to work with Lincoln Logs? Fox did. They hired Joss Whedon, with his track record of rabid fandom, accolades galore and two successful shows under his belt, not to mention a failed genre-bender (Firefly) that developed a significant cult following. I can picture the Fox executives now, sitting... »

A video short. What happens when an artist is too full of himself to let his dog out. For peet’s sake, the yard is fenced! Don’t show this to small children. Unique visitors to post: 0 »

As promised the great “The Baconeator” has delivered. The very first issue of The Layz Boyz unillustrated web comic has been posted! Shazam! Sizzle-pop! After slaving away for nigh on 30 days (hath September) the results are finally in: it rocks! Now if only someone would draw it so I could fully realize my... »

Characters: The Green Machine: stoned cyborg with super strength and back problems. The Medicine Man: stoned hippie with super salves, potions, and poultices and super spacing-out abilities. The Recliner: Lazy telekinetic stoner. Carries himself around with his own powers like he’s sitting in a recliner. Issue #1: “WWLBD? or What Would the Layz Boyz... »

Day 1: I received a note from the Council today. They requested my presence at the docks to install five of Emilienenko Industries’ Mauler Cannons on a new military ship. Normally I do not concern myself with the day to day business of EI, but when the Council calls, you listen. I  immediately sent... »