Eric Quinn Knowles
Bacon of Zot – the Legend Begins
Above the Cliffs of Dusted Bones, the human Zaniff raised his twins in his palms, beckoning the night sky to witness his creations. “Behold, oh Lord, the only ones greater than yourself.” Ingroff, the old hearder, observed Zaniffs sacrilege from obscurity and so Zaniff was slaughtered by wife and tribe, torn asunder for vengeance and... »
Introducing Tommie Boy and the Church of the Mind
Another excerpt from The Adventures of Boltman – a novel After a few minutes Kevin managed to turn away, overcome with revulsion. “Do you think we could watch something else?” “Sure, dude.” Jack tapped the remote and the screen filled with a familiar, stylized red S, a heroic symbol known the world over. They... »
Watching Dollhouse this season? You should. So should Fox.
Would you tell a Lego expert to work with Lincoln Logs? Fox did. They hired Joss Whedon, with his track record of rabid fandom, accolades galore and two successful shows under his belt, not to mention a failed genre-bender (Firefly) that developed a significant cult following. I can picture the Fox executives now, sitting... »
Revenge of the Maltese
A video short. What happens when an artist is too full of himself to let his dog out. For peet’s sake, the yard is fenced! Don’t show this to small children. Unique visitors to post: 0 »
Dr. Van Helsing’s Opening Remarks
After much controversy, the first Conference on Vampiric Destiny began with the appearance of it’s champion, the venerable, ancient, deluded or brilliant Herman Van Helsing. I personally revile Dr. Van Helsing’s desire to humanize the vampiric race. In the interests of journalistic integrity, however I will report the text of Dr. Van Helsing’s opening... »
Introducing Boltman
An excerpt from the novel The Adventures of Boltman It was nearly one in the morning before Kevin was able to drag his reluctant sidekick into the night. By then the streets of the City were mostly bare. The workday loomed ominously, chasing all but the restless and the undesirables to their beds. A... »
