The Baconeator
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The Layz Boyz Issue #3: Barry Stikes Again!
The Layz Boyz Issue #3: Barry Stikes Again! Panel 1 Description: The Lazy Boyz are sitting around the table smoking it up when there is a knock at the door. Dialogue: SFX: Knock, Knock, Knock! Panel 2 Description: They look at each other in surprise and panic. Dialogue: GM: Medicine, get the door. MM:... »
The Layz Boyz Issue #2
Green Machine has to go to the bank to tide the Layz Boyz over until the next harvest. »
I love YouTube
Drunken morons are some of the best entertainment on the planet. They can be more violent than any thug, constantly in danger of spontaneous horizontality, and funnier than any comedian. One of the best places to find drunken morons is within the pages of YouTube. Ah, glorious YouTube. Panacea of the terminally bored. After... »
Spaceman: A poem
I, the great “The Baconeator” felt Inspiration’s splendid kiss upon my brow this glorious morn. I was thus compelled to construct this magnificent masterpiece of powerful poetry. Feel free to consume. Try not to die of shock and awe. Spaceman I love my pistol But I ain’t space gay I just like to fondle... »
The Transmigrator: A Prelude
The Transmigrator: A Prelude Johnny sat in a high-backed, steel chair and stared quietly into space. The two men in front of him wondered why, after the beating he was given, Johnny was smiling ever so slightly. They were also puzzled about the fact that Johnny never uttered a sound the entire time his... »
The great “The Baconeator” will not be outdone!
I, the great “The Baconeator” will not be outdone! More posts are needed to make this site come alive! On that note, I have submitted the prelude to The Transmigrator, a work in progress. The idea came to me in a flash one day after reading Wildseed by Octavia Butler, one of the greatest... »
The Baconeator Delivers!
As promised the great “The Baconeator” has delivered. The very first issue of The Layz Boyz unillustrated web comic has been posted! Shazam! Sizzle-pop! After slaving away for nigh on 30 days (hath September) the results are finally in: it rocks! Now if only someone would draw it so I could fully realize my... »
The Layz Boyz #1
Characters: The Green Machine: stoned cyborg with super strength and back problems. The Medicine Man: stoned hippie with super salves, potions, and poultices and super spacing-out abilities. The Recliner: Lazy telekinetic stoner. Carries himself around with his own powers like he’s sitting in a recliner. Issue #1: “WWLBD? or What Would the Layz Boyz... »
Daring Exploits Day 1
Day 1: I received a note from the Council today. They requested my presence at the docks to install five of Emilienenko Industries’ Mauler Cannons on a new military ship. Normally I do not concern myself with the day to day business of EI, but when the Council calls, you listen. I immediately sent... »
The Baconeator strikes again!
I, the great “The Baconeator”, have had another epiphany. Currently I am engaged in a weekly game called “Mechanica”, a steampunk style world were characters are either Empowered: people whom are able to change their internal reality, i.e. boost ability scores, soak damage, lower target numbers for easier success of actions, etc, or Elementalists:... »
