Above the Cliffs of Dusted Bones, the human Zaniff raised his twins in his palms, beckoning the night sky to witness his creations. “Behold, oh Lord, the only ones greater than yourself.” Ingroff, the old hearder, observed Zaniffs sacrilege from obscurity and so Zaniff was slaughtered by wife and tribe, torn asunder for vengeance and... »
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